Quotes nowhere!

-Vous deux qui êtes trop grand, vous allez vous rendre à la gourdinerie pour savoir si une couturière à acheter un gourdin récemment.

-oh! mais Chef, c'est à trois jour de marche

-Ouais bah faites-le pas d'une traite, faites-le en trois jour. Comme ça ça ira.

(j'espère ne pas devoir vous dire d'où vient cette citation.(pour les incultes et les profanes : RRRRRRrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

General Ka D'Argo: I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning...
[laughs]
General Ka D'Argo: I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.

-= Farscape =- DUH!

Duh!

Pierre-Yves.

-Bande de couillons! Prend cette bière et boit!

Sam

Madame de Blayac: Learn to hide your insincerity, so I may yield
without dishonor.

Riddicule (1996)

Ou plutôt moi alias Zeth'Phir, mais bon.

-Mais bordel Baleine! Tu vas me le monter ce foutu obstacle. Y faut pas tfaire chier surtout. Mais tu les bouges tes grosses miches Baleine! HHaaa! mais je sais, si dieu avait voulu que tu monte ce foutu obstacle, il t'aurait déjà fait de belle petite miche, pas vrai Baleine.

-Chef, oui Chef!

Mais tu vas te bouger mon p'tit Baleine. J'suis sur que s'il y avait une petite chatte en haut de ce foutu obstacle tu y serais déjà n'est-ce pas Baleine?

-Chef, oui Chef!

Full Metal Jacket.

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

-= Come together =- The Beatles

-Grosse tête appel la base, grosse tête appel la base.
-Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, grosse quéquette.
-Nom de code grosse tête, nom de code grosse tête bon sens.
-Grosse quéquette, grosse quéquette.
-NOM DE CODE GROSSE TÊTE!!!!
-...au revoir grosse quéquette.
-Bon sens Harry, il son a la base!!!

Up in smoke

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.

Philip K. Dick

-Un pour tous et tous pour un!

Les trois mousquetaires (ouais elle va être bonne cette bière ha ha!)

Julie: Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.

Vanilla Sky (2001)

Ce n'est pas le peuple qui devrait craindre le gouvernement, mais le gouvernement qui devrait craindre le peuple.

V pour Vendetta

It's like the sky, it's one for everyone.

Global Metal

Brian O'Blivion: The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.

-=Videodrome=- (1983)

Chow Mo Wan: I slowly began to doubt myself.
Maybe the reason she didn't answer was not that her reactions were delayed but simply that she didn't love me.
So at last, I got it. It's entirely beyond my control.
The only thing left for me... was to give up.

-=2046=-