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Chips are evil, weapons are good.

-Me as a stupid spirit/ghost in the last Shadowrun game Razz

Inspector Frank Bumstead: What's that make so far, Husselbeck? Six hookers in all?
Husselbeck: I believe so, sir.
Inspector Frank Bumstead: Give the man an "A" for effort.

-= Dark City =-

Comment ça pas le droit de chien dans le parc? On s'garde un tit carré vert pis toi tu viens mdire que les chiens peuvent pas rentrer icit!!!

-L'audition

Arthur : Mais cette blague est pas drôle!
Merlin : Bin évidemment puisque c'est sans alcool!!!
Arthur : Non mais franchement, faut me promettre de pas y aller...
Merlin : Ah bin c'est sur, en plus c'est sans alcool...

Kaamelott, livre 2, le rassemblement du corbeau

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
William Hazlitt

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
John F. Kennedy

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
H. L. Mencken

Ceci, messieurs, est un très gros sandwich à la merde et chacun devra s'en taper une boucher.

-Full Metal Jacket

- Anus!

-Le nain pogneur d'anus!

Spider Pig!
Spider Pig!
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he can't
He's a pig
Look Out!
He is a spider pig!

-Homer Simpson, les Simpson le film

Scott : You know what sucks?
Wallace: What?
Scott : Everything!
Wallace : Psh. Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be Bacon. Smell it? Do you smell that? Smell it!
Scott : I SMELL IT!
Wallace : Everything does not suck.

- Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness

Chow Mo Wan:
I slowly began to doubt myself. Maybe the reason she didn't answer was not that her reactions were delayed but simply that she didn't love me. So at last, I got it. It's entirely beyond my control.
The only thing left for me... was to give up.

-= 2046 =-

Gideon : Getting rid of me.. won't save you. You're your own worst enemies! Both of you!
Ramona and Scott : ... (Staring at each other, then staring at Gideon again)
Ramona : No, I'm pretty sure you're worse, dude.
Scott : You're definitely worse.

- Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

Julius: You know the saying, "Human see, human do."

George Taylor: I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be.

George Taylor: Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there.

-= Planet of the Apes =-
Le premier, l'original.

Jeune homme: Es-ce que je ferais mieux de vivre ma vie en célibat ou ferais-je mieux de ma marier?

Socrate: Peu importe ton choix, tu souffrira.

Curieux ces gens, ils se créent un dieu pour se rassurer, et puis, tout de suite après, un diable pour se faire peur.

-= Yoko Tsuno =-

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
(Pablo Picasso)

“Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by ‘they’, I mean ‘computers’. I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)”
(Dave Barry)

“The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.”
(Edsger W. Dijkstra)

# “Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.”
(Rich Cook)

Ils se désespérèrent sans même songer aux richesses que l’espace infini pouvait encore leur offrir. Il leur aurait suffit de lever les yeux vers le ciel, mais ils en avaient perdu l’habitude.

-= Albator 78 =-

Girl : Soooo...
Boy : Yes, I'm a real vampire.
Girl : Really?
Boy : Yes.
Girl : Really really?
Boy : Yes!
Girl : You're not going to try to suck my blood, are you?
Boy : Don't be ridiculous. I can get my blood in cans at the Vampire Mart, just like everyone else.
Girl : You buy it? But couldn't you just... you know... bite people?
Boy : Couldn't you just go out and butcher your own cow?

- Random webcomic named Sam and Fuzzy.

James Cole: Look at them. They're just asking for it. Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out.
Jeffrey Goines: Wiping out the human race? That's a great idea. That's great. But more of a long-term thing. I mean, first we have to focus on more immediate goals.

-=12 monkeys=-

Dans la vie de tout les artistes ya des moments ou çca marche pis des moment ou tu t'éfoire pis des fois les éfoirements sont aussi beaux que les réussites.
-Pierre Falardeau

-I don't have a drinking problem, accept when I can't get a drink.
-If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

Tom Waits

He's the kind of man to burn a chuch on a Sunday, the kind of man I'd like to kiss with a chainsaw.

-Sean Gleannen, Burn Notice

"The truest measure of a society is
how it treats its elderly, its pets,
and its prisoners."
-- Keeper of the Way, Vision of Faith VII, CY 9891--

-= Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, season 1 =-

Eddy : Ever feel that you were born in the wrong time, like you should have been born earlier? When the music was real.

Other roadie : Yeah like the 70s

Eddy : Earlier, like the early 70s.

Eddy (Jack Black) de Brutal Legend

Le lien pour ceux qui veulent voir le clip de début du jeu qui est assez nice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7W864JuLsY

Alex Bernier: She sees things differently. She feels things differently. I wish... I wish I never saw her face.

-= The Order =-

I ain't scared of them (clowns), per say. I'm just mindful of their movements that's all. - Lester Tremor (Smokin' Aces 2)