Quotes nowhere!

Autobots, trasform and rollout!

-= Transformer =-

Fez : Danielle, you've got to choose.
Dan : But Fez...
Fez : I said choose woman!
Dan : Ok, then. The choice his obvious. I choose you.
Fez : What are you? An idiot? ... I mean good, of course you do!

- That '70 Show, Season 7.

Mathilda: I don't wanna lose you, Leon.
Léon: You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda. Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, go now, go.

-= The Professional =-

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?

-= Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World =-

"Believe in me, who believes in you!"
"Kick reason to the curb"
Kamina

-= Tegen Toppa Gurren Lagann =-

Jackie : Did you guys had sex yet?
Donna : Jackie!
Hyde : My money's on no. Donna is a strong independant woman who feels like man should respect women for their minds. In other words : she's a big fat tease.

That '70 Show, Sainson 8.

Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
John Dillinger: Coffee.

-=Public Ennemies=-

-Et dans mes culottes il y avait...

-=Sam=-

Angela : Isabelle ne se serait jamais suicidé.
John :C'est vrai, pas le genre des malades mentaux de se suicider. C'est vrai, c'est dingue.

Constantine

T-Saint: How much did they pay you to spy on us?
Tank Girl: Two dollars and fifteen cents!

-= Tank Girl =-

Léo : you have a problem with drugs man.
Hyde : I don't have a problem. I Can start anytime I want!
Donna : Oh yeah? Well why don't you start right now?
Hyde : You don't understand, last time I was in the circle, I freaked out!
Léo : I know why you freaked out man, All you're friends are going and the record store's closinf. Your life's changing man.
Fez : See, it's not the circle that's the problem, it's that your life is crap!
Hyde : Oh my god, I used sobriety as a crouch. I need help.

That '70 Show, season 8.

Dr. Loyd Steam: An invention with no philosophy behind it is a curse.

-= Steamboy =-

Lena : Je n'aime pas les écrivain qui tuent...
Glenbarr : Moi, je n'aime pas les putes qui aiment.

-= Tykho Moon =-

La, ça pue du cul mais violent...

Roi Arthur, Kaamelott

C-3PO: Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to one!
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.

-= Star Wars =-
duh...

Robin de Loxley : quel crime a-t-il commis?
Sherrif the Rottingham : Il a oser sarrer un air de choix! ... Il a oser chasser un cerf du roi.

Robin des bois héro en collants

Lupin : Mademoiselle, ce tabealu... C'est un faux!

-= Arsène Lupin=-

-Okay, then I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound... nothing comes to mind, let's do it.

- O'Neil, Stargate SG-1, season 2

Newswoman: So how do you like it here?
Alex Furlong: [drunk] I don't. Everybody's chasing me.
Newswoman: What is it they all want?
Alex Furlong: My body.
Newswoman: Mmmm...
[to the camera]
Newswoman: self-absorbed type.

-= FreeJack =-

I'm telling you Teal'c, if we don't find a way outta this loop soon I'm gonna loose it. Loose it... it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's fact that he's tree fries short of a Happy Meal : WACKO!

Col. Jack O'neill, Stargate SG-1, season 4

Get out of here you Kirk loving Spock sucker!

-Hutch, Fanboys

L'arme est le bien, le pénis est le mal.
-= Zardoz =-

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places
Worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere
Going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression
No expression

Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow
No tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which Im dying
Are the best Ive ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
Its a very very
Mad world
Mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday
Happy birthday

Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit down and listen
Sit down and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me
No one knew me

Hello teacher tell me whats my lesson
Look right through me
Look right through me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which Im dying
Are the best Ive ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
Its a very very
Mad world
Mad world
enlarged in your world
Mad world

«Gary Jules»

Akhun : No matter what you have endured ; you never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill : You ended that sentence with a preposition ... Bastard.

-Stargate SG-1, seaosn 6

Holden: Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.
Leon: My mother?
Holden: Yeah.
Leon: Let me tell you about my mother.
[Leon shoots Holden with a gun he had pulled out under the table]

-= Blade Runner =-

It's the story of life : boy meets girl, girl makes him stupid; boy and girl live stupidly ever after.

-James Wilson, House, season 4